The consequences
So gay marriage has been legal for almost 24 hours in this state, and while this is hard to admit, I have to say that those opposing it were right.  As I look outside my window right now, the sky is black as sack cloth, and strange burning hail is falling from ominous red-tinged clouds.  The screams of the damned peal out all around as the Four Horsemen stalk the streets inflicting their horrors on the terrified populace.  Milk spoils as soon as it leaves the udder.  Crops wither and livestock die.  All the food it rotten and the water tastes of wormwood.   Although Diet Coke is still OK for some weird reason. 

Plus, all the straight married people I've talked to report feeling that their union is less sanctified than it was 24 hours ago.  Now that their relationships are meaningless, most of them are planning to leave their partners and explore alternative lifestyles.  And droves of confused children have gone catatonic with shock as the foundation of their fragile world is rocked to its core.

Or not....

Actually, its a beautiful sunny day just like normal.  No world ending apocalypse.  No indescriminate divine smitings.  Everything is pretty much normal.  Makes the people who were so freaked out  about this whole thing look pretty stupid, no?  Especially when the solution was so very simple.  If you don't like gay marriage, don't get gay married.  End of line.